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Jokes:
Here are some "Your
Momma" jokes to get your ribs tickling!
Your Momma is so fat
she only as one belt size, EQUATOR, that's your
Momma!
Your Momma is so fat
when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up, that's your
Momma!
Your Momma is so fat she went to the movies and sat
next to everyone, that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat she was floating in the ocean
and Spain claimed her for the New World, that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat when she lays on the beach,
people run around yelling "Free Willy", that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat when she has sex, she has to
give directions, that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat she goes to a restaurant,
looks at the menu and says "okay", that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat she had to go to Sea World to
get baptized, that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat she puts on her lipstick with
a paint-roller, that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat she has to pull down her jeans
to get into her pockets, that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat when she steps on a scale, it
reads "one at a time, please", that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat her neck looks like a pack of
hot dogs', that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat she has got her own area code,
that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat God couldn't light Earth until
she moved, that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite
around her, that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat whenever she goes to the beach
the tide comes in, that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay
for her liposuction, that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat I had to take a train and two
buses, just to get to her good side, that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat she wakes up in sections,
that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat when she goes to an amusement
park, people try to ride HER, that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat she has got more Chins than a
Hong Kong phone book, that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat when she steps on a scale, it
reads "we don't do livestock", that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat she is on both sides of the
family, that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat every time she walks in high
heels, she strikes oil, that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat when she laid on the beach,
Greenpeace tried to push her back in the water, that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat even her clothes have stretch
marks, that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat she broke her leg and gravy
poured out, that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat she got hit by a parked car,
that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat they use the elastic in her
underwear for bungee jumping, that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat she has to buy two airline
tickets, that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat when she fell over she rocked
herself asleep trying to get up again, that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat she influences the tides,
that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat that when I tried to drive
around her I ran out of petrol, that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat the animals at the zoo feed
her, that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat when she dances at a concert
the whole band skips, that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat she stands in two time zones,
that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat sets off car alarms when she
runs, that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat she cant reach her back
pocket, that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat the only pictures you have of
her are satellite pictures, that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat she has to iron her clothes in
the driveway, that's your Momma!
Your Momma is so fat when she steps on a scale, it
reads "to be continued", that's your Momma!
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